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Dragon Ball Z Away Messages

These are sum of my away messages i made up. Most my friends who kno DBZ think they're pretty good...and funny. Half of em say mean things bout kibito cuz me and my friends hate him (don't ask)
 

*...ring...ring...*
Supreme Kai: hello?
Pan: is this Supreme Kai?
Supreme Kai: ...alright, who is this and how did u get this number?
Pan: MAJIN BUU IS BACK!!!!! RUN FOR URE LIVES!!!!!!!
Supreme Kai: M...M...MAJIN BUU?!?!?! *faints*
*CLICK...beep...beep...*
Pan: Sucker!

*Dora the Explorer's theme song is about to come on when Vegeta and Kibito Kai walk on screen*
Dora: Dora t-
Kibito Kai: -explodes
Vegeta: in todays episode, Dora explores-
Kibito Kai: the hospital, and wut happens when u play with a lit match! *he lites a match and throws it at Dora. She bursts into flames*
Kibito Kai: she exploded! ha ha ha ha ha ha! ...i mean...thats a shame...
Vegeta: and thats wut happens kiddies!
*silence*
Vegeta: uh, wut should we do for half an hour?
Kibito Kai:idk...smile and wave?
*for the rest of the show they smile and wave. Dora the Explorer was canceled and everyone was happy*

*Blues Clues theme song is about to come on when it stops and kibito kai and vegeta walk on screen*
vegeta: todays episode of Blue's Clues has been canceled since Blue has had a brain tumor and cant remember a thing about clues
Kibito Kai: brain tumor?! i thought we blew her brain up with a match?!
Vegeta: shut up u idiot!
*kids stare at them*
Kibito Kai: ummm....uh...heh heh? *smiles fakely*

Vegeta: why is kibito watching barney?
Suprme Kai: cuz he's an idiot
TV: this super episode of Barney is dedicated to Vegeta because he is so hap-hap-happy!
Vegeta: Ahhhh! im gonna kill Kibito and that stupid dinosaur!
 
Goku: this next battle should be interesting!
Supreme Kai: yeah, i wonder who's fighting?
Announcer: and the next battle is Kibito vrs. a marble!
Kibito: are you scared that im gonna beat you marble?
*rolls over and taps his foot*
Kibito: owwwwww! *falls over*
Announcer: Kibito is knocked out! marble wins!
Goku: that must be really embarrassing
Supreme Kai: uh...uh...who wants to get frozen yogurt?
 
Goku: wut happened to all the fried chicken?
Trunks: Goten ate all of it.
Goku: wut happened to the dragon balls?!
Trunks: Goten ate them.
Surpeme Kai: WHERE...ARE...MY...POTARAS!?
Trunks: uhhh...
Goten: These lightbulbs taste pretty good!
 
*~ One dark night, Gohan glances around and sees something. He then transforms into the were-monkey and starts destroying things
Piccolo: "What?! This can't be! I, I destroyed the... There can't be a full moon!"
*~ Goku looks at Yajirobe
Goku: "What'cha got there?"
*~ Yajirobe is seen bending over picking up a penny
Supreme Kai: waz up dogs?!
Trunks: Alright, who gave Supreme Kai wine coolers again?
Surpeme Kai: gosh, hyuck-hyuck, you sure are a really pretty girl
Trunks: ...help!
 
*it is 3:00 am. Supreme Kai is sleeping*
Kibito: *whispers loudly, while poking Supreme Kai* Supreme Kai!
Supreme Kai: wut?! im trying 2 sleep!
Kibito: where do babies come from?
Supreme Kai: u would not be able 2 handle the truth
Kibito: yes i would
Supreme Kai:*sigh* if u go away ill tell u *whispers in his ear*
Kibito: *cracks up laughing, while Supreme Kai goes back 2 sleep*
*4 am*
Kibito: Supreme Kai!
Supreme Kau: WUUUUUUUT?!
Kibito: where do baby Kais come from?
Supreme Kai: the same way
Kibito: no, way.
Supreme Kai: yes way.
Kibito: nope. i will ask sum1 else
*Supreme Kai enjoys a few hours of sleep while Kibito bothers the other Kais 4 the rest of the nite*
Supreme Kai: kibito has done sumthing amazing 2day.
Supreme West Kai: wut? did he finally learn to read?
Supreme Kai: no.
*aol sounds*
kibito: do u like barney?
smarterchild: barney? im not sure really
kibito: its great!
smarterchild: ill take ure word for it
kibito: ure my best friend!
smarterchild: sure.
Supreme Kai: hes had his first friend in 500 yrs.
Supreme West Kai: thats truly amazing.
 
ure obsessed w/ supreme kai if...
M&M's scare u, for they have the evil letter M on them (especially the easter pink ones...*shiver*)
u think potara earrings r fashinoable. they r so fashinabale that u make ureself a pair. often family and friends steal one of the earrings  and threaten to put it on
u think mohawks r great and consider getting one. u also try and get ure boyfriend to get one
u dont pray to god. u pray to east supreme kai
u hiss, snarl, and growl when u watch the episode when buu beats up supreme kai, then sulk and grumbl about it for days
u hate kirby, for he is pink and swallows ppl and steals their power
u wish ure portara earrngs would sparkle like his
u try to bleach ure hair white
u wish to burn pink marshmellows and fleas as sacrifices to supreme kai
 
ill be back as soon as i finally catch supreme west kai and her giant donut!
me: Give me that donut!
Supreme West Kai: Mwaaa haa haa
 
vegeta: i will destroy u!
smarterchild: u and whose army?
*blasts and the whole computer screen breaks*
vegeta: hahaha! i have destroyed u!
smarterchild: uh, thats not a very nice thing 2 say
vegeta: final flash!
*boom*
vegeta: *grins evily* nothing could have survived that attack!
smarterchild: that attack? nothing could have survived that attack? is that good, do u think?
vegeta: *shakes computer* dont...u...ever...shut...up?!
smarterchild: do i ever shutup? im not sure...
vegeta: ahhhhh!! *grabs computer, thorws on ground and stomps on it*
Trunks: thats the 3rd computer he blew up this week. i told him to stay off aol!
 
 

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